10 things i will never do

10. eat nacho cheese from 7-11-  the nacho  cheese from 7-11 has been known to be so spicy it makes grown men cry and quiver and become tramatized for life.
9. ride an ostrich - riding a ostritch is very dangerous they can at high speeds and you may fall off and then they will peck at you because they know they are better than you.
8.believe that niel patrick harris is gay- i believe that it is impossible for niel patrick harris to be gay mostly because of the character he plays in how i met your mother i have nothing against gay people but i just cant believe he is.
7. drugs- i would never do drugs because they can be highly addictive and can ruin peoples lifes even people that are close to you can be affected
6. let a llama spit on me - i would never allow a llama to spit on me i am so pro at being a ninja i could be able to sence when they were about to spit and dodge all there spit they could be infected.
5.karate chop someone on there left collar bone- i would ne ver do this because it could kill them and i would need to go to jail for commiting such a crime
4. say mcdonalds is better than wendys - wendys is more superior than mcdonalds because its is less greasy better products and around the same amount of money
3. commit homosexual intercourse. this is an action that i could never bear the thought of doing. it absolutely makes me cringe to imagine commiting such an act of blasphemy, but thats just me.
2.be a drug dealer- even though some people can make alot of money being a drug dealer it just owuldnt be the life i would wanna live i believe my conscience would feel heavy and its would never be clean again.
1.hit a women - i could never have the balls to hit a women no matter what they may have done its just not ever going to happen.