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Monday, January 24, 2011
the black death
the black death was an epidemic of bubonic plague during the 14th century. the term black death applie particularly to the epidemic that devasted Europe. Africa and Asia from 1346 to 1353.the black death wqas named for the black and blue spots caused by hemorrhages that swell under th skin.the disease is very fatal and has caused many deaths.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
10 things i will never do
10. eat nacho cheese from 7-11- the nacho cheese from 7-11 has been known to be so spicy it makes grown men cry and quiver and become tramatized for life.
9. ride an ostrich - riding a ostritch is very dangerous they can at high speeds and you may fall off and then they will peck at you because they know they are better than you.
8.believe that niel patrick harris is gay- i believe that it is impossible for niel patrick harris to be gay mostly because of the character he plays in how i met your mother i have nothing against gay people but i just cant believe he is.
7. drugs- i would never do drugs because they can be highly addictive and can ruin peoples lifes even people that are close to you can be affected
6. let a llama spit on me - i would never allow a llama to spit on me i am so pro at being a ninja i could be able to sence when they were about to spit and dodge all there spit they could be infected.
5.karate chop someone on there left collar bone- i would ne ver do this because it could kill them and i would need to go to jail for commiting such a crime
4. say mcdonalds is better than wendys - wendys is more superior than mcdonalds because its is less greasy better products and around the same amount of money
3. commit homosexual intercourse. this is an action that i could never bear the thought of doing. it absolutely makes me cringe to imagine commiting such an act of blasphemy, but thats just me.
2.be a drug dealer- even though some people can make alot of money being a drug dealer it just owuldnt be the life i would wanna live i believe my conscience would feel heavy and its would never be clean again.
1.hit a women - i could never have the balls to hit a women no matter what they may have done its just not ever going to happen.
10. eat nacho cheese from 7-11- the nacho cheese from 7-11 has been known to be so spicy it makes grown men cry and quiver and become tramatized for life.
9. ride an ostrich - riding a ostritch is very dangerous they can at high speeds and you may fall off and then they will peck at you because they know they are better than you.
8.believe that niel patrick harris is gay- i believe that it is impossible for niel patrick harris to be gay mostly because of the character he plays in how i met your mother i have nothing against gay people but i just cant believe he is.
7. drugs- i would never do drugs because they can be highly addictive and can ruin peoples lifes even people that are close to you can be affected
6. let a llama spit on me - i would never allow a llama to spit on me i am so pro at being a ninja i could be able to sence when they were about to spit and dodge all there spit they could be infected.
5.karate chop someone on there left collar bone- i would ne ver do this because it could kill them and i would need to go to jail for commiting such a crime
4. say mcdonalds is better than wendys - wendys is more superior than mcdonalds because its is less greasy better products and around the same amount of money
3. commit homosexual intercourse. this is an action that i could never bear the thought of doing. it absolutely makes me cringe to imagine commiting such an act of blasphemy, but thats just me.
2.be a drug dealer- even though some people can make alot of money being a drug dealer it just owuldnt be the life i would wanna live i believe my conscience would feel heavy and its would never be clean again.
1.hit a women - i could never have the balls to hit a women no matter what they may have done its just not ever going to happen.
the 2 most awesome things in the world are....... when you get the perfect ketchup to fries ratio and taking your pants off.
When you get the perfect ketchup to frie ratio you feel accomplished. The feeling of being so perfect at something can sometimes influence the persons thinking so they could think they could be a professional chef and work so hard at it and makes a succsessful buisness f you lose and for some reason it doesnt all because they had the perfect ketchup to frie ratio
taking your pants off is a refreshing feeling like the day paused for a few seconds as you get that fresh air breeze for the first time as soon as your pants hit the ground. sitting on the couch and gaming is the way to be when your pants are off you feel like there is nothing to loose so you play the best because you dont care if you lose the game and for some reason you dont lose so it prevents gamer rage we could save many lifes from gamer rage if we all just took our pants off .
When you get the perfect ketchup to frie ratio you feel accomplished. The feeling of being so perfect at something can sometimes influence the persons thinking so they could think they could be a professional chef and work so hard at it and makes a succsessful buisness f you lose and for some reason it doesnt all because they had the perfect ketchup to frie ratio
taking your pants off is a refreshing feeling like the day paused for a few seconds as you get that fresh air breeze for the first time as soon as your pants hit the ground. sitting on the couch and gaming is the way to be when your pants are off you feel like there is nothing to loose so you play the best because you dont care if you lose the game and for some reason you dont lose so it prevents gamer rage we could save many lifes from gamer rage if we all just took our pants off .
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